Run Boy Run

Congrats for coming into this world Son
Now don't waste time, Run Boy Run

Neighbor's son has got A Grade
and you are relaxing under the shade

Come out of the shade and face the heat
It will make you strong to fight & beat

Competition is stiff & everyone is ready to run
at the shot of a gun
But I don't see a competitor because everyone is
breathing amidst the same message 'Run Boy Run'

Keep Running, Lethargy & Vigor are part of this Race
But why is laughter & cry missing from my face

Oh!! These are cherished by people who are not go getter
Yeah!! I trust you because you know life better

Glad you reach destination, now tell us how was your journey son
I don't know as throughout the journey I heard & saw only one thing
"Run Boy Run"

Balwant Rai ke kutton bahar niklo.. :-))

Balwant Rai ke kutton bahar niklo

(Come out- Dogs of Balwant Rai!!)

For those who are familiar with this famous line it is enough to tickle their funny bone but for those who have no clue, its a very famous line of a movie called Ghayal where Sunny Deol at the peak of his voice challenges men of villain of the movie "Balwant Rai".

It was summers of 2006 when I along with my family went to a marriage & it was fun as any time spent with Somil (my cousin & hero of this story) always is but that that night was super fun & I still get a smile on my face whenever I think about it. We returned around 2 am in the night and I don't know why but me and somil were very excited & wanted to do something crazy. Now when you are with somil and want to do something really crazy, you can put your brain to rest as he's the one who comes out with wackiest ideas and no matter how big a prankster you are, you'll get a feeling that you are with a legend.

As usual Somil came out with idea which he called "Confidence Boosting Exercise". According to this exercise we had to go to the terrace of our house and from there at the peak of our voice shout "Gaon waalon bahar niklo" (come out, you villagers). So we went on to the terrace and shouted the dialog 2-3 times each from all the corners of our terrace. It was loud enough to get the colony's watchman running on to the streets. He probably was sleeping and thought someone was shouting for help but couldn't see us as we kept mum for a minute and shift from the corner of the terrace so that we weren't visible from the street. Now in between that 1 minute Somil did some improvisation and came out with the Dialog of a lifetime. Watchman also after looking around went to some other street and Somil got enough time to gather all his strength and shout at the voice which was the loudest one can ever hear. He again went to the boundary and shouted "Balwant Rai ke kutton bahar niklo". It was loud enough to switch on the lights of 3-4 neighbors. Somil said "Finally kutte bahar aa hi gaye" (finally, dogs are out).

Watchman was again running around and scared neighbors were giving instructions to him to look around for who's creating nuisance in the colony at 2 in the night. We also joined in this confusion and gave a couple of instruction to watchman and with a worried expression asked our neighbors "Uncle kaun kar raha hai ye sab" (who's doing all this) & Uncle also replied "pata nahi beta, koi chor na ho bas" (no clue, lets hope there is no thief). Then with a final suggestion "Ho bhi sakta hai uncle, apne saare darwaze lock kar lijiye" (could be, better lock your doors) our task was over and amidst those laughing fits which we got after seeing those terrified faces, scared expressions and listening to silly instructions of neighbors, we finally went to bed and had a peaceful sleep.

When Almighty Decides, You Better Surrender

I've always been an agnostic & very proudly boasted of the fact but there are times when a situation comes which tend to make you believe in superpower or let me confess "Power of ALMIGHTY".

Me and my friends had made a plan couple of weeks ago to visit "Vaishno Devi"(one of the most sacred pilgrimage for Hindus and those who are followers of Mata(Goddess), its the holiest place to visit). The last time I visit a holy place was when I was under the complete influence of my mother and she took me to birth place of sai baba- Shirdi and puttaparthi. After that, leave pilgrimages I've always tried to avoid Holy functions at my house. Only time I come is to eat sweets which are distributed after being offered to God.

This time also visit to Vaishno Devi was no realization of God, it was more of an adventure trip, because of what I've heard from my friends who have been there numerous times that Vaishno Devi is situated at high altitude and reaching there is an all together different feeling and after that there is a place called patnitop to explore which is at a further higher altitude.

Excitement level was increasing as the day to leave for "Vaishno devi" was approaching. Railway tickets were almost confirmed even-though it was a holiday season and waiting list was long but in India you need not worry about these things till the time you have contacts and same was the case with us as one of my friend's(Parikshit aka pari who was also part of this adventure trip) father is in Railways.

Finally the much awaited day arrived and excitement reached its peak. Train was scheduled at 2100hrs. I reached office at 10:00am and upon reaching there saw that the techie guy was working on one of the workstation to fix the computer. Me and my colleague were thrilled to see that as we were sharing a workstation for past 1 week. "Its one of those rare good day" I was saying to myself suddenly when techie guy said that computer is fixed but internet won't work as there is some problem with LAN card. Computer without internet is like body without soul. That rare good day thought suddenly changed into an indication of bad luck. Then started working and in between attended numerous calls from Namit(who was in panipat at that time and was supposed to join us in between the journey). Left for home at 1600 hrs and after reaching home got a call from pari that tickets aren't confirmed. This happened first time that pari's dad could not confirm the tickets and was an indication enough to let my Grandma speak the famous 'Vaishno Devi' line- "Jab tak mata nahi bulati koi ja nahi sakta". Its a very famous and familiar line and is always bang on but I thought that today I'll prove it wrong.

Call session again started and this time it was a conference including me, pari, namit & hemant. A mutual decision was taken that now we'll go via bus and will pick namit from highway at panipat. Now I had to meet pari & hemant at lajpat nagar which is only 7 min walking from my home but that day road was jammed as never before. As a result it took me 20-25 min to reach there and it was already 1930hrs. Then as usual finding auto is quite a task at office hours but we somehow managed to find 1 in next 5 min and without much debate for fare left for Inter State Bus Depot. Luck had some other plans that day as auto suddenly fell short of CNG and we had to wait for good 20 min at gas station. Namit was continuously calling for every second updates. Varun(who was also goin with us to vaishno devi) was already waiting for us at Bus Depot. In between Auto driver overheard us & said that he can arrange for bus tickets to Vaishno Devi. Any help in tense situation is always welcome and he took us to to small travel agent near Red Fort. Travel agent was ready to arrange 5 tickets with few hundreds extra. We didn't mind spending a little extra money as going to Vaishno Devi was a priority now but the moment we were about to pay him Varun called from bus Depot and said that tickets are available at Bus Depot also. That seemed a much more reliable option. After wasting another 15 min we finally reached Bus Depot and got tickets(they were more costly than Travel agent's offer.. Corruption in india is only thing that increases exponentially.. Factors like time and place have no effect on its growth).

So finally we were going to Vaishno Devi- yipee(was the only expression after so much trouble). But destiny had some other plans. Bus which was scheduled for departure at 2230hrs started its engine at 2245 hrs and when it started it never really started.. Bus Driver said this bus can't go with AC on. Passengers were as much desperate as we were and all unanimously agreed for to go without A.C but desperation can't overcome the power of money as everyone now wanted Rs500 as non AC bus charges Rs550 & we have given Rs 1200 each. Everyone wanted Rs 500 back. Bus owner agreed for a while and bus got started & after travelling mere 1 km Bus owner said he'll only give Rs 200. All hell broke lose and people revolted.. these are the only situation which proves India's "Unity in diversity" tag line. Bus Driver returned all the money(i.e Rs 1200 each to every passenger). He now wanted time to think that if he'll run it for Rs 700. It was 2345hrs and he had all reasons to make people accept his conditions. We had enough of this bus. We picked our luggage and went again to the Bus Depot. We were looking for some mediator as 1 guy shouted "Katra Katra"(this is the place from where visit to Vaishno Devi starts barefoot) as if he'll take everyone on his shoulders & fly to katra. We asked him in how much time will the bus leave and the cost. The over-smart lad started giving history of bus-"This bus was AC, it got some problem and now it will..... bla bla". We couldn't stop laughing as we had just came down from the same bus which was never supposed to leave before morning. All we could reply to him was an expression- "Take that". Namit's calls were now irritating as we had already gone through so much and his stupid instructions on phone were like hitting hammer on ears.

We decided to gave it 1 last chance by 1st going to chandigarh and then make some arrangements from there. But wait till you see the rush of people at 12 in the midnight to go to chandigarh. It seemed as if Delhi was under the threat of Tsunami and everyone wanted to rush to chandigarh. Pari was brave enough to break the line and go directly till the counter but punjabis in the line were no rats. Some of them started abusing and 1 even got hold of pari's collar. We also wanted to take out our frustration. After some serious scuffle we decided to let it go and go back to our place.

We were about to leave the Bus Depot but suddenly from nowhere 1 cab driver approached us as a glimpse of hope. He was ready to take us to chandigarh for Rs2500. Destiny today was not not only testing our nerves but was also was in funny mood. Cab was Indica & could arrange only 4 people beside driver but we had to pick namit as well from panipat. Namit was all fired up on phone and left no stone unturned to convince us. But we had now understood the omens and left for our home.

It not only made me realize that faith is no substitute for fun and being an agnostic is no matter of pride but also that when Almighty decides something for you, you better surrender yourself.

Live Wire

This poem would have turned into a completely different way if I wouldn't have written it on 2 different days. The only difference between two days was that 1st half was written by a pessimist and 2nd half by an optimist. Actually its not much of a poem, after reading it I thought its more of an incomplete rap song but still have a look at the poem/rap song by yours truly

Live Wire
When the end of tunnel doesn't look bright
and where you are standing, you feel the darkness of night.


You feel deprived, You feel helpless
and you know that only way to overcome them is to become fearless.


but the fear has instill deep within the soul
and is stopping you to play your role.


The role that has potential to carve out new ways
and can become a reckoning force which can turn night into days.


Then what it is that is pushing you aside
Whatever is the obstacle, you have to become your own guide.


because deep inside your heart you know that you are a live wire
and all you need is a little fire......

Dilemma poem

I wrote this poem few months back in just 10 minutes. Almost everyone who has read this poem liked it except for me because this poem hardly makes any sense to me..... :P so i thought of posting it on useless blogger site where hardly anyone read your blogs unless you are Shobha De or the new sensation "fake IPL Player". I couldn't find any apt title so posting these two creapy words as the title.... :D

Dillema Poem
I've been in trouble many times in life
Sometimes situation so worse, that its being like under knife

This time the wave in my heart is searching for shore
I can't control it as my heart is hit by a strong force

That force is no-one but a beautiful mermaid
Her fish like eyes, curly hair & nature that is completely weird

I don't know why I step into the sea of love
& dared to fall for a girl as innocent & pure as a dove

I want to come out of it and again make hay
but unfortunately I'm not able to find a way

Now, before my heart break with a strong collision
I wish mermaid comes to me & say that its nothing but your illusion

Comedy of Calls

In my last blog i mentioned that i've left HCL & Convergys. Both were awesome place to work and i've got some really good memories of both the places & some bad ones also but there are few instances which always leave a smile on my face when i think about them. These were usually the calls i took. In HCL i was in billing process & in Convergys i used to do troubleshooting on Dial up Internet services. The good thing about HCL was that we didn't have to use the alias name as we used to cater Britishers there and Britishers are more friendly compared to Americans who usually are little racist (some are exceptionally good and some really gets excited when they get to know that you are from the country on which Slumdog Millionaire has been made.... I still wonder why?????). As a result we had to speak to those not so smart dial up customers in a weird accent which even used to confuse me & I can understand what Americans must be going through when we try to copy their accent. It was very unlike HCL where we used to speak English in our Indian accent and they never had difficulty in understanding us. Now talking about calls some of them used to be very hilarious especially in convergys where I was doing troubleshooting on dial up Internet and Americans used to think that every problem they have with their computer is because of slow dial up and it used to be very difficult & immensely painful to make them understand that dial up is just for Internet and has nothing to do with the other functions of computer

Now before I gave you the the full conversation of one of the call, I'll tell you how a dialer works.
First we create a dial up network on the computer by providing access number, user-name & password and then just asks the customer to dial it. It dials the access number and then gives you a message that "Dial up is connected". Now the call of Agent Brian who used to be one of the smartest bloke on the floor & a very dear friend of mine.
Agent Brian-Thank you for choosing AT&T Internet services. My name is Brian & may I have the tel no you are calling about.
Customer(very Irate & in a heavy voice)- Just cut that crap Brian and listen to me very carefully. I am not talking about my telephone line and why is it that every time I call you people, you ask about my telephone number. What does it has to do with my fucking slow Dial up Internet which i've been using since last 5 years and its been a week i'm unable to connect to the Internet.
(Idiot don't even know that dial up is connected via his tel line)
Agent Brian-I'm very sorry for the inconvenience caused regarding your dial up but sir your dial up is connected through your tel line and in order to pull up your account I need your tel no.
Customer-yeaaahhh... Just take anything what you want but get my comp fixed & the no is 654123789 and one more thing-My name is Charles Brown not Sir
Agent Brian-Thank you so much Mr Brown. Now could you tell me what is the exact error message you are getting and did you made any changes in the the last week or before that.
Customer- No I didn't made any changes & neither am I getting any error message. However my son visited me last week and used something called wireless card to connect to the Internet and after that this dial up has been a big pain in the butt to connect to the Internet.
(Agent Brian realised that his smart son has removed the dial up as the default connection and left this irritating dumb oldie to screw our lives)
Agent Brian- Ohh.. Mr Brown that's not a problem at all and I see no reason that why you cannot connect to the Internet and could you tell me that when double click on the dial up connection and click dial what message does it gives you.
Customer- I've forgot that.. Let me do it right now. Its trying to dial the number and giving some screeching noise like ti ti ti ti tuu tuu tuu tuu and now its says that dial up is connected but I still can't see the Internet.
Agent Brian-Mr Brown, Could you please double click on Internet explorer on the computer.
Customer-Listen Brian, its a very simple computer and i don't have any such hi-fi application on it. All I do is that i go to the Internet and check my mails.
(Agent Brian realised that cust is dumb beyond his imagination)
Agent Brian-Mr Brown, Do you see a big blue "e" icon on your computer.
Customer-Yesss, yes I do... (so much excited that as if he has found Osama bin laden on his computer)
Agent Brian-Mr Brown, that big blue "e" icon is called Internet explorer & now could you please double click on that.
Customer-Ohhhkkk.... Thank you do much for telling that (acknowledging in such a tone that
if he been told the secret of getting his young days back) and i've just double click on this (cust excitement is increasing) and heyyy i see Internet on my computer and it has got me my home page. I can check my mails (Now excitement has reached at its peak)
Agent Brian-Oh, Thats great Mr Brown, I'm glad I could help you in connecting to the Internet.
Customer-Brian, You are awesome man. I was trying to connect since last week and you got me fixed in just 2 min. Amazing, you gotta tell me that how did you do all this.
Agent Brian-Nothing Mr Brown, everything was already there on the comp, I just guided you in connecting to the Internet.
Customer-No, you've really done something and you are just trying to be humble. Please tell me Brian how did you do all this.
(Agent Brian realised that oldie won't understand & its time to give him some hi-fi funda)
Agent Brian-Well Mr Brown, actually i rectified your connection from my end by checking few circuits.
Customer-Brian, you are not only awesome, you are also a Genius. You rectified everything from your end. That's Great. Only a genius can do that and that too in 2 minutes. I appreciate that and now I want to talk to your manager to appreciate you.
Agent Brian-Thank you so much Mr Brown and I'll just call my Manager to talk to you. Please be on hold.
(And the call ended with Mr Brown appreciating Brian to his supervisor and an applause from everyone on the floor)

These are some of those calls which make you laugh and also brings a smile on your face when you think about them. There are many more.... May be next time.......

Free time

Now that i've all the free time in this world, I've got just 3 activities to do- watching T.V, surfing internet & sleeping. While going to sleep it does give me a lot of guilt feeling but the fresh morning washes all that away. Studying seems to be the toughest thing thesedays & considering the fact that i've to start MBA this year, it gives me a lot of hiccups.

Got the call from Mr Flamboyant today & had to hear all his silly advices & theories about life. He thinks of himself as "The Ultimate Dude" who can make the girls go weak in their knees but he hardly knows the fact that with his kind of attitude even the girls think of him as the same way the boys think of him- "The Ultimate Gan**". The other guy who also sometimes gives me this kind of shit is "Mr Desperado" and he put them across in such a convincing manner that he's the only guy who is doing all the worthwile things in this world. However there is one thing for sure that both guys are a great company to be with very pleasing personality & awesome sense of humour.

One thing I fail to understand is that why every Tom, Dick & Harry gives me their piece of advice about life & also suggest me about my career plans. This is the only thing that really piss me off. Maybe I need to take that zombie look off from my face & start reacting the way as if I've just finished my PHD in Rocket Science.

Leaving Convergys was a mistake but i had no options & HCL was a blunder which i really repent and thats the reason with all the free time i've to take out my frustation on this stupid blogging website writing some really stupid blogs. Iffff anyone reads these blogs & try to find some sense in it, I'm really sorry it dosen't even make sense to me also... :(